![]() ![]() "Don't wait! Don't delay! Don't fuck with us, or we'll rip your nuts off!"."Bring your trade! Bring your title! Bring your wife! We'll fuck her!".Big Bill Hell's features a few examples, being a Parody Commercial that heavily leans into Abusive Advertising and copious amounts of profanity:.He starts out with simple things like a frayed cord or a loose plug, but then ends with "or if the bed suddenly catches fire". The Claude the Cat PSA about loose connections has Claude talking about the signs a connection is loose.A DirecTV ad has Bon Jovi extolling the virtues of being able to "go back in time" and watch past episodes of TV shows that a married couple have missed, then starts singing about other uses for the ability to go back in time and correct mistakes, starting with choosing a different kind of salsa and ending with deciding not to have a second child, whereupon the salsa changes and the couple's youngest son vanishes from existence, meaning the ad effectively ends with Bon Jovi killing a kid because his parents didn't want him.And then they walk off screen to go raise some bars, if you know what we mean. There is a commercial for Pay As You Go phones, where a cell phone from the 1980s and a pink modern cell phone are the proud parents, extolling the benefits of their new baby cell phone and how it is going to help people save money on their monthly talk, text, and data plans. ![]()
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